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This is a transcription of the thoughts I had during each class last Thursday. This may or may not be something I continue to do in the future.

9/8
ENGLISH
Jesus, what is this girl wearing? The thing dips basically down to her belly button, and there's nothing underneath! Why is THAT not something that gets dress-coded immediately when fucking bra straps are supposedly an issue? A SLIGHT BREEZE would give everyone here the full fucking spectacular. Not that they actually look that great. They're, like, c-cups. Decent, but not amazing.

PRECALC 
Glaurg, it smelled like play-dough on the way here. It doesn't smell any better now that I'm actually here, either. It's a mix of gross baby smells for whatever reason. You know the ones. Man, I feel bad for this sweet lady. She MUST know this is everyone's least favorite class, right? Hang on. Why, exactly, did I choose the he literal middle of the room to sit in? This is the most stressful place I could possibly be. Balls. Anyway, I'm starting to sense a motif here. Both of my teachers so far have foreshadowed that they're going to teach critical thinking. That's not a horrible idea. I hope it fucking WORKS. Nobody does that these days.

HISTORY
Getting here was easier. A kid from precalc had a class next to here. The teacher seems nice. Probably because this class is usually for freshmen in this school. The students here actually seem like decent people. If only the innocence of youth lasted, huh? Too bad pop culture exists to corrupt everyone. Anyway, this class sounds pretty demanding. I really don't like how students are given multiple classes that ask 100% effort from them. That just doesn't make mathematical sense. It doesn't seem necessary, either. Isn't school before college supposed to just introduce you to topics you might pursue? What's the benefit of having a huge workload NOW?

DEBATE
I'm going to not be a complete cynic and say that this class might actually be fun. It also might be the class that I get sent to the office from, though. When I disagree with someone, I disagree AGGRESSIVELY. Well, most of the time. If it's just a difference in whether we like stuff or not, I'll usually just let it be. I like this teacher's spunk, but she seems to be tooting her own horn a little. There's no shame in that as long as you deliver on what you insinuate promising. Something she said that I really like is that she gets that we've got other stuff to do. According to her, this class is going to be pretty chill. Needless to say, I REALLY hope she's not just blowing smoke. I don't suspect her to be, but again, cynicism. It has its perks, but it can also make you a bit of of a bummer to be around. Not that I'm particularly interested in making friends. I'm not opposed to it, but I really only need ONE person, and that's my sweetheart in Tennessee. Speaking of making friends, we're apparently going to become some sort of family in this class. That doesn't sound horrible. Being part of a group can feel good. It's nice to belong. I haven't felt that way around anyone but my literal family in over a year. I mean, what could be more important than the 16th birthday of your friend, who you've had since elementary school? Nevermind. I'm being a downer. Anyway, I started getting people to call me Mike, which is what I'm changing my name to when I get married. It's weird to hear, but I like it.

LUNCH
The food here is pretty alright. Nothing special, but better than SBHS. There's a girl at my table with the same name as my girlfriend. She seems nice. My girl is better in every way, obviously, but then, my girl is better than a LOT of people.

GYM
I'm probably not going to get a chance to write here very often if I decide to continue this, for obvious reasons. Well, until the fencing season starts. Then, it'll be a study hall. It was quite a schlep to get here, but one of the guys from my lunch table has the same gym, so he'll help me get here in time. Heard some folks behind me discussing their behaviors regarding alcohol consumption. Fuuuuun. Oh well. There's always gonna be SOMEbody who doesn't care what they put in their bodies. Good thing the whole "peer pressure" thing is a myth. Or maybe I'm just too square for people to WANT to get high with me. I'm fine with that.

CHEM
Well, getting here was torture. I forgot where I left my schedule and ended up going down the wrong hallway entirely. By the time I got here, everyone else had already gotten comfortable and when you're the least comfortable person in the room, you get even LESS comfortable. The teacher seems pretty whatever. He's another preacher of critical thinking, which is nice except for the fact that I'll have to do that in three total classes so far. A guy can only think so much in one day. There's a girl here who seems to have boobs about the same size as my girlfriends'. Other than that, she's pretty average. Nobody here has a particularly interesting appearance. If I'll only have the teacher's voice to keep me entertained, this class is going to drive me insane. Let's hope we do a lot of crazy shit in this class. I've heard good things, but I've also heard about the horrible workload. One thing's for sure: this isn't going to be last year's biology , and it's going to be quite a bit less relevant to daily life. Man, I hope my plan for making money from writing, voice acting, and YouTube stuff pans out. I REALLY don't want to go to college. Paperwork's a fucking monster. I couldn't even imagine needing to do ANY of the kind of work I do at school for a living. If I'm not feeling what I'm writing, then writing it feels like repeated stabs to the brain.

FRENCH
Well, at least I got here on the first try. This classroom seems to be shared with the Latin classes. The teacher seems nicer than the Spanish teachers I've had in the past. She definitely speaks English better than them. She goes on tangents like they did, but that's not a problem at all. She can definitely keep a class entertained. Hard to keep eye contact with her, though. She blinks a lot. Luckily, I can listen to something while not looking at it.

STUDY HALL
Again, getting here was a hassle. At least I wasn't last, though. As long as I get at least one piece of homework done here, it'll probably be the time when I write down any extra things from the day, but that's only if I decide to keep doing this. That's not a definite thing yet. Cheesus Crust, this place is a labyrinthine horror. It took like a half hour just to find the main office, find out what my bus number is, and find my way back. At least there's only one more day of this before I have two days to relax. Weekends are never long enough, but the one after next is when I can see the love of my life again. She gets me through this.
Tagged by :iconnintrendodude:

Questions:
1. What is the one thing you love doing?
Answer: fencing

2. If you saw Captain America: Civil War, Whose side are you on?
Answer: Cap. Superheroes can't help anyone if they have to go through a higher authority first.

3. What is your favorite T.V. show that is not cartoon?
Answer: Daredevil.

4. Who is your role model that made you see your goals in life?
Answer: It's a mix of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Danny Phantom, and Spider-Man. Mostly Spider-Man

5. What is the saddest movie you ever saw and have you cried because of it?
Answer: Saving Mr. Banks. I ALMOST cried, but didn't.

6. What is your favorite YouTube video?
Answer: youtu.be/TIfAkOBMf5A

7. When is your Birthday?
Answer: 6/16/00

8. If you can go anywhere in America where would you go?
Answer: Tennessee, to see my beautiful girlfriend.

9. What religion do you believe in?
Answer: None. They all suck.

10. Are you against racism?
Answer: Is this a trick question?

11. What are you afraid of the most?
Answer: Being alone in a dark, open space...and also my girlfriend breaking up with me.

12. What is your favorite T.V. channel?
Answer: Netflix doesn't count, right? Then, I guess the BBC.

13. If society collapses and the apocalypse happens how would you survive?
Answer: If it's a zombie apocalypse, I gather a group of people, fortify a town, and create a new, democratic society. If it's the Rapture, I try to reason with Satan to let me join his armies. If it's a nuclear apocalypse, I hide underground until the fallout goes away, and then do what I'd do if it was a zombie apocalypse.

I tag:
Nobody. If this shows up on your feed and you feel like doing it, go ahead.
The No-Eyed Girl (Rough Drawing) by Idonataur
The No-Eyed Girl (Rough Drawing)
This is the sword belonging to the main character of a story that I'm currently writing. Make sure to Watch :iconrancor-palmach:, because he's going to be making a more final version. Now, for the description, I'll give you the one I used in my story:

"I imagined a bastard sword. It had a long, somewhat narrow, black blade with two parallel fullers. The guard had two upward-curved quillons that were pointed at the end, and it fit perfectly around the tang. The grip was wrapped in blue leather that had four iron pins holding it to the wood underneath. There was a single riser on the grip that lead to the slightly longer, teardrop-shaped pommel fitted to the tang with a nut. The fittings to this sword were silver."
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Alright, I have the base for the next story I want to write, but I think the next thing I'm actually going to post is the design I have for my main character's sword. I know what it's going to look like, but I can't think of a clever name for it. If you have any ideas, please let me know. I'll list some key points about the story and characters that may help with the naming.
*The main character's name is Boost
*The villain's name is Void
*Both hero and villain are named after translations of the name for the Egyptian god Shu
*The sword has the ability to instantly scatter the atoms of whatever it touches 1000 miles apart from each other, but only if the hero wills it to
I'm only doing this dumb shit because :iconnintrendodude: tagged me and I'm a good friend.

[×] You have blue/green eyes
[×] You have freckles
[x] You blush a lot
[✔️] You giggle
[×] You're quiet
[x] You say random things
[×] You have a baby face
[?] You wear more "down-to-earth" kind of clothing
[✔️] You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy
[x] You're under 5 feet 6 inches

Innocence:
[√] You're a virgin
[×] Just thinking of sexual things make you blush
[subjective] Your idea of a date is really romantic
[×] You sleep with a stuffed animal
[✔️] You like to cuddle
[✔️] You never played the nervous game
[√] You don't even know what the nervous game is
[x] You cry easily

Colors:
[×] You like the color pink
[×] You tend to wear bright girly colors
[√] You CAN be ignorant
[x] You consider yourself shy
[✔️] You like happy, upbeat music
[x] You like "cutesy'' music
[√] You like small animals
[×] You like babies a lot
[x] Mini versions of things make you go nuts.

I'm not tagging anybody, but you can do whatever the hell you want. You're supposed to take the check marks, multiply them by five, turn that into a percentage, and then title your journal with that percentage as how cute you are.
This is a transcription of the thoughts I had during each class last Thursday. This may or may not be something I continue to do in the future.

9/8
ENGLISH
Jesus, what is this girl wearing? The thing dips basically down to her belly button, and there's nothing underneath! Why is THAT not something that gets dress-coded immediately when fucking bra straps are supposedly an issue? A SLIGHT BREEZE would give everyone here the full fucking spectacular. Not that they actually look that great. They're, like, c-cups. Decent, but not amazing.

PRECALC 
Glaurg, it smelled like play-dough on the way here. It doesn't smell any better now that I'm actually here, either. It's a mix of gross baby smells for whatever reason. You know the ones. Man, I feel bad for this sweet lady. She MUST know this is everyone's least favorite class, right? Hang on. Why, exactly, did I choose the he literal middle of the room to sit in? This is the most stressful place I could possibly be. Balls. Anyway, I'm starting to sense a motif here. Both of my teachers so far have foreshadowed that they're going to teach critical thinking. That's not a horrible idea. I hope it fucking WORKS. Nobody does that these days.

HISTORY
Getting here was easier. A kid from precalc had a class next to here. The teacher seems nice. Probably because this class is usually for freshmen in this school. The students here actually seem like decent people. If only the innocence of youth lasted, huh? Too bad pop culture exists to corrupt everyone. Anyway, this class sounds pretty demanding. I really don't like how students are given multiple classes that ask 100% effort from them. That just doesn't make mathematical sense. It doesn't seem necessary, either. Isn't school before college supposed to just introduce you to topics you might pursue? What's the benefit of having a huge workload NOW?

DEBATE
I'm going to not be a complete cynic and say that this class might actually be fun. It also might be the class that I get sent to the office from, though. When I disagree with someone, I disagree AGGRESSIVELY. Well, most of the time. If it's just a difference in whether we like stuff or not, I'll usually just let it be. I like this teacher's spunk, but she seems to be tooting her own horn a little. There's no shame in that as long as you deliver on what you insinuate promising. Something she said that I really like is that she gets that we've got other stuff to do. According to her, this class is going to be pretty chill. Needless to say, I REALLY hope she's not just blowing smoke. I don't suspect her to be, but again, cynicism. It has its perks, but it can also make you a bit of of a bummer to be around. Not that I'm particularly interested in making friends. I'm not opposed to it, but I really only need ONE person, and that's my sweetheart in Tennessee. Speaking of making friends, we're apparently going to become some sort of family in this class. That doesn't sound horrible. Being part of a group can feel good. It's nice to belong. I haven't felt that way around anyone but my literal family in over a year. I mean, what could be more important than the 16th birthday of your friend, who you've had since elementary school? Nevermind. I'm being a downer. Anyway, I started getting people to call me Mike, which is what I'm changing my name to when I get married. It's weird to hear, but I like it.

LUNCH
The food here is pretty alright. Nothing special, but better than SBHS. There's a girl at my table with the same name as my girlfriend. She seems nice. My girl is better in every way, obviously, but then, my girl is better than a LOT of people.

GYM
I'm probably not going to get a chance to write here very often if I decide to continue this, for obvious reasons. Well, until the fencing season starts. Then, it'll be a study hall. It was quite a schlep to get here, but one of the guys from my lunch table has the same gym, so he'll help me get here in time. Heard some folks behind me discussing their behaviors regarding alcohol consumption. Fuuuuun. Oh well. There's always gonna be SOMEbody who doesn't care what they put in their bodies. Good thing the whole "peer pressure" thing is a myth. Or maybe I'm just too square for people to WANT to get high with me. I'm fine with that.

CHEM
Well, getting here was torture. I forgot where I left my schedule and ended up going down the wrong hallway entirely. By the time I got here, everyone else had already gotten comfortable and when you're the least comfortable person in the room, you get even LESS comfortable. The teacher seems pretty whatever. He's another preacher of critical thinking, which is nice except for the fact that I'll have to do that in three total classes so far. A guy can only think so much in one day. There's a girl here who seems to have boobs about the same size as my girlfriends'. Other than that, she's pretty average. Nobody here has a particularly interesting appearance. If I'll only have the teacher's voice to keep me entertained, this class is going to drive me insane. Let's hope we do a lot of crazy shit in this class. I've heard good things, but I've also heard about the horrible workload. One thing's for sure: this isn't going to be last year's biology , and it's going to be quite a bit less relevant to daily life. Man, I hope my plan for making money from writing, voice acting, and YouTube stuff pans out. I REALLY don't want to go to college. Paperwork's a fucking monster. I couldn't even imagine needing to do ANY of the kind of work I do at school for a living. If I'm not feeling what I'm writing, then writing it feels like repeated stabs to the brain.

FRENCH
Well, at least I got here on the first try. This classroom seems to be shared with the Latin classes. The teacher seems nicer than the Spanish teachers I've had in the past. She definitely speaks English better than them. She goes on tangents like they did, but that's not a problem at all. She can definitely keep a class entertained. Hard to keep eye contact with her, though. She blinks a lot. Luckily, I can listen to something while not looking at it.

STUDY HALL
Again, getting here was a hassle. At least I wasn't last, though. As long as I get at least one piece of homework done here, it'll probably be the time when I write down any extra things from the day, but that's only if I decide to keep doing this. That's not a definite thing yet. Cheesus Crust, this place is a labyrinthine horror. It took like a half hour just to find the main office, find out what my bus number is, and find my way back. At least there's only one more day of this before I have two days to relax. Weekends are never long enough, but the one after next is when I can see the love of my life again. She gets me through this.

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I am primarily a writer and secondarily a weapon concept artist. I tend to write my personal philosophies, observations, and general opinions, as well as some short stories based on my dreams. I'm totally open to discussion, debate, and criticism. I occasionally doodle original and inspired weapon concepts, and I do accept requests. You are free to use my weapon concepts, but you must first contact me so the terms can be arranged.
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MusicMarvel214 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Since you're big into swords and other weapons, can you tell me how you feel about my OC's sword?
m.imgur.com/a/AqCAp
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Idonataur Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016
Overall, it's a pretty good design. There aren't too many crazy things sticking out of it. I would just make the blade narrower and the guard thinner. Also, I wouldn't have the character wear it on his back, since it would be very difficult to pull out at a moment's notice. The arm can only extend so far. I recommend that he wear it on his hip instead. You can't go wrong with a hip holster.
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MusicMarvel214 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hah then the tip would be dragging on the ground behind him since the blade is almost six feet long.
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Idonataur Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016
Good point. Well, you could either make the blade shorter, or have him just carry the thing around. That's how they historically did it.
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Nintrendodude Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015   Artist
maybe give a watch to :iconzentrixstudios: cuz thats the other zach
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